Twitter Tuesday

My FB update:

I would like to thank all the people with disabilities who fought long and hard for curb cuts so that I may get onto the sidewalk easier with my bike.

Is breaking a string of bad luck

just a question of changing your attitude?

From my friend I visited this weekend

My family loved you- said you were so sweet and nice. Great- they probably want me to be gay so I can meet a nice girl like you.

What I learned on my lunch mini walk

If I drink Remy Martin a Black woman will try to eat my gold necklace, so I should have my taser ready. On second thought, maybe it only happens to blondes, so I might be safe.

Calgon, Take me Away

Another example of why I love WFMU

Admission is $5, but if you save your receipt, the admission fee will be refunded to you at the end of your life.

Global Warming Impacts Lettuce

The iceberg lettuce in my Sunday leftovers was limp. Maybe acid rain caused it?

What size shoe does a mannequin wear?

eye don't get it either

Did you know that some people who wear contacts can paint a ceiling, get spatters of paint on their contacts, and wear them for the rest of the evening with no problems?

It was PMS

I swear I will start tracking so I don't have to subject others in my life to my vomit.

Taking care of me

OK, no biking, climbing, or training this week to help heal hand and side. Day 2 and trying not to go nuts.

Robin

It's amazing what watching a robin hunt in the grass can do for you.

PBA?

My name is Pamela, and I have a plastic bag problem. Trouble is, I don't think admitting this problem is a first step to anything but finding better places to store them. (just looked under my desk for something, and now have a huge bag of bags).

So, does chiropracty still work if you don't believe?

OK, so maybe a little bitchy

Guy at the gym last night, looking at my splint: ouch, did you hurt your finger?
Me: what do you think, I wear this for fun? Of course I hurt my finger.

idjit

So, I had to drive my bike somewhere to bike in since I had a dr's appointment early. Driving up this one way main road (3 lanes) saw a bicyclist coming down the sidewalk side but in the road against traffic. I said, what an idiot. Then laughed at myself, since I've done the same thing. Will there be a lesson learned??

Segue

If a segue hits you, does that mean a car is not far behind?

Why the glasses today? the door guy asked

Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

He laughed. And I was halfway down the block when he yelled after me - that's not true you know!

Progress

Cat lady

I'm becoming the cliche: smelled dry cat food on the bus. Realized it was my scarf.