Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Two items you could get me for Christmas
Banana Bunker. Not only for the shock value (it comes in different colors too!), but because I eat a banana every day. In fact, my co-worker told me on this recent trip that she imagines me carrying around a whole stem of bananas because it seems I always have one on me. Either that or I have a monkey that goes and gets them for me.
According to Wired magazine, (January 2007), it is possible to implant a pleasure center. According to the magazine: sexual satisfaction is now possible through surgery. A device modeled on a stimulator commonly used to stop pain is implanted near the base of a woman's spine. Activated wirelessly with a handheld device, it uses electric current to directly excite the nerves that cause orgasm.
How about it? All my blogging friends could pool resources and get me both, and I'd be the happiest woman on the planet. I wouldn't get anything done ever again, but I'd have a big smile on my face all the time. And lots of potassium.