Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Two items you could get me for Christmas


Gift 1
Banana Bunker. Not only for the shock value (it comes in different colors too!), but because I eat a banana every day. In fact, my co-worker told me on this recent trip that she imagines me carrying around a whole stem of bananas because it seems I always have one on me. Either that or I have a monkey that goes and gets them for me.

Gift 2
According to Wired magazine, (January 2007), it is possible to implant a pleasure center. According to the magazine: sexual satisfaction is now possible through surgery. A device modeled on a stimulator commonly used to stop pain is implanted near the base of a woman's spine. Activated wirelessly with a handheld device, it uses electric current to directly excite the nerves that cause orgasm.

How about it? All my blogging friends could pool resources and get me both, and I'd be the happiest woman on the planet. I wouldn't get anything done ever again, but I'd have a big smile on my face all the time. And lots of potassium.

11 comments:

Tera said...

I'm totally not reading anything past seeing that picture...maybe after I look and laugh again, I'll let you know.

Tera said...

Okay I read it and am afeared of Gift #2.

NoRegrets said...

Isn't that a great photo!? I love it. And gift 2, well, yeah, I might be paralyzed when it was implanted, but at least I'd be happy for the rest of my life.

Tera said...

LOL! NoR you're silly! And hey, guess who's having a party over at P&P without you??? High tail your ass over there since you always kick me in the butt when I don't post! ;-D

EsLocura said...

those are great, I am willing to help by sending a banana for the bunker. the pleasure thing scares how would we ever get anything done? I wouldn't, I'd be too busy pleasuring myself non stop.

NoRegrets said...

It's interesting that when I showed my husband the little blurb, he said, well, wonder what would happen if you were at a bar and some guy had your frequency... Um, I'd have orgasms. And that would be a problem, why? But interesting that he though of a guy as having the power, rather than me keeping it for myself. I guess it would frighten men...

Leah said...

ha!! this post gave me quite a good laugh. thank you!!

i'd be a little wary of something implanted in my spine that was controlled by a wireless remote. i can imagine all sorts of ways that could go bad! imagine a toddler running around with the remote pushing the button?! lol...or if the dog grabbed it and buried it in the yard? where would you keep such a remote? what if you lose it? if the neighbor has one and presses their button will yours go off too?

perhaps you just keep it strapped to your body, so you and only you can press the button and then, yes, you would never get anything done. :-)

Susan said...

I'm amazed by the pleasure thing. Seriously. Amazed and excited. Wait...

WNG said...

I'm with Tera on gift 2. A tiny bit scary. But I'll get right on gift one. Oh good lord, that was not supposed to sound like that.

NoRegrets said...

Leah, again, and if someone else got the remote and set it off that would be a problem why? :-) HA! Just pictured myself giving a presentation and in the middle of it being paralyzed...

NoRegrets said...

Oh, and WNG, yeah, sure, you didn't mean it that way.