Thursday, September 6, 2007

This just in -- Microwave popcorn kills

Many people love the buttery smell of microwave popcorn, but the savory aroma has recently been linked to a lethal lung disease in factory workers who make the popular snack.

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Now we know why the smell travelled so far when anyone popped popcorn. It was reaching its evil tenticles out to kill us.

3 comments:

Tera said...

Fuck! I LOVE microwave popcorn...with EXTRA butter! Oh well...second hand smoke can kill you too!

Susan said...

This makes me very sad....very sad indeed.

NoRegrets said...

Tera: Just don't breathe when you make it.

Susan: See response to Tera...