Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Let's get the party started
Ok, everyone. Put your party hats and panties on. The party is happening here today. 42 years and counting, woo hoo! I'm wearing the Diane von Furstenberg dress I passed up at a thrift store a few years ago - it miraculously appeared on my doorstep last night. Alas, no underwear. I was in too much of a rush.
For everyone there's food and drink galore. Food is a mostly locally grown, but there is a big tier of French pastries that I had flown in from France... sorry! Don't worry about drinking to excess - I have limos to drive everyone home. But please don't puke on the new floors. There's a designated spot in the back yard - compost pile. You are more than welcome to puke there. For those who don't drink, there's plenty of non-alcoholic goodies also.
For the women, we have party favors from Walmart. For the men, depending on their political affiliation, they have a choice of either an Obama girl look alike,
or a Cindy McCain look alike.
Of course, G might want to switch sides for the day, given his penchant for older women.
And, the music is eclectic, as is the crowd. Hoping for a guest appearance from Torrance all-mi-t. For entertainment, we have a twister game happening in the other room - Churlita's dorking out there. There's also two poles in there - one for Puss, and one for anyone who wants to try and copy what Puss does. There's chairs in the room too if you want to just sit and watch - Monty, there's a straight back chair for you and your back. Outside there's a pinata filled with goodies courtesy of Eslocura - just please don't whack any other guest in the head. Suzanne is doing free photos with her beaverCampaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: My Dam(n)ed Beaver Project - please take her up on it. WNG and Susan are cooking up some fish tacos in the kitchen - go keep them company. Heather's created a smoking section upstairs - high upstairs.
So, enjoy yourself, and thanks for being a part of my birthday! Tell me if there's any entertainment, food or drink I'm missing, and I'll get it for you.
birthday candles photo