Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Outta my way...

Do NOT jaywalk in front of me when I'm on my way to a 2 hour dentist appointment. I don't mind jaywalkers at all (I do it all the time except in California, where you can get a ticket), as long as they know they are jaywalking and will run if they've mis-judged the amount of time they have to cross the street. It's the people who think they own the street, just because they are PEDESTRIANS and have no steel around them, and saunter with a look of disdain. In my mind it's like a game of Frogger for those sorts, and I will not slow down and will barely swerve to avoid. Sometimes if, for example, I'm on my way to a two hour dentist appointment, I'll speed up a little. And take my hand off the wheel to honk. And aim towards them just to freak them out a little.

So, I'm going to go drool now... (I had two fillings replaced and one new one done, in three separate areas of my mouth.)


Susan said...

I like to bump them a little..ya know..not enough to hurt anyone.

I'm kidding! However, it's been oh so tempting.

NoRegrets said...

yup, it's very tempting. thank god I don't carry a gun in my car. wow, dentist drills really bring out bad stuff in me!