Monday, January 12, 2009

My smoking break

Though no, I do not smoke, I allow myself to get up and get away from my desk at regular intervals, and sometimes go downstairs and hang out with the door guy. And sometimes the postal guy is there, and boy do they make a team. The conversation this time ranged from who gets to perform CPR on me if I fall to the floor in the office building, to drinking urine in the desert, to $5 foot longs, and dumpster diving. Ah, hilarious. And ego boosting too!

8 comments:

dmarks said...

"And sometimes the postal guy is there"

Be extra careful what you say to him. Especially if

a) he is responsible for delivering your personal mail

or

b) he is packing heat, and has an angry look on his face.

Mel said...

Sooooooo......who DOES get to perform CPR if you fall to the floor on the office buildilng?

Inquiring minds wanna know.....

laura b. said...

I think we all deserve smoking breaks, for sure... and if they boost your ego in some way then bonus!

Susan said...

Drinking..urine? Wow.

NoRegrets said...

dmarks, I would be careful, but the guy always has a smile on his face.

Mel - I think I would die while they fight over the 'honor'. I stopped listening and moved the topic onto something else fairly quickly.

Laura - I like to think so too.

Susan - you know, if you were stuck in a desert far from civilzation... of course you would. Of course, I was arguing for the hell of it that if I weren't 1 mile from a store, because, you know, if you are in Arizona or New Mexico, most of it is desert even if you're in a city.

Churlita said...

Everybody should get an ego boosting "non-smoking" break.

NoRegrets said...

Yeah, they aren't always ego boosting, but that's ok. I'd get a big head otherwise.

The CEO said...

I love the way you do things.