Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Mr. Right - 9th Grade

I guess a couple times in my lifetime I've tried to describe what my Mr. Right would be. Well, tonight as I was searching for photos to offset some evil ugly photos that former high school classmates posted on Facebook, I started looking through some old journals.

My freshman year in high school I drew a really bad outline of a man. Lines went to different parts of his body and noted what they should be. It's very interesting that I only wrote about physical attributes, but hey, whatever.

So, my 9th grade Mr. Right starting from the top:
- brown or black/dark straight or curly hair [how's that for a firm decision?]
- brown eyes
- long eyelashes
- proportional ears [where the hell did I get this stuff from?]
- straight nose
- nice lips
- beard or mustache probably
- shoulders [good that he have shoulders]
- strong arms preferably
- chest hair - either/or
- belly button - inny
- not too much flab (waist)
- nice smooth or rough hands [lordy, again with the decisiveness] for holding hands
- [crotch area] well, let there be something there [oh, how naive was I?]
- [legs] strong preferably
- proportioned feet

I also had a thought bubble coming from his head that said Hi! I'm Pamela's Mr. Right. Just so you were all clear.


Anonymous said...

I have a thought bubble... friggin' thing follows me around everywhere!! C:)

Squirrel said...

You do realize that you just described the president of Iran, right?

I like the facebook pics! They make me laugh.

Pamela said...

Craig - hopefully noone will pop it! everything would spill everywhere and what a mess it would be!

Squirrel - How did you know I had the hots for him?
I know, I am not too bothered by them at all. But still, I'd like to present good photos too.

Churlita said...

I'll have to check out your facebook pics.

You Mr. Right is very funny. I don't think I would have even been able to describe all the physical attributes I wanted in a guy when I was in 9th grade. It would have made me VERY uncomfortable.

The CEO said...

I have trouble picturing you with a dictator. Really, you seem too independent. And please, send in a ballot for Glamourpuss.

laura b. said...

Wow, that is the cutest thing ever. When I was in 9th grade I was still kind of skeered of boys.

Mrs. Hairy Woman said...

Isn't that every woman's Mr.Right?

M. Robert Turnage said...

All I can imagine is a guy picking this up, reading "proportional ears" and then going, "Damn. One day I'll show her."

And that man was Barack Obama.