I guess a couple times in my lifetime I've tried to describe what my Mr. Right would be. Well, tonight as I was searching for photos to offset some evil ugly photos that former high school classmates posted on Facebook, I started looking through some old journals.
My freshman year in high school I drew a really bad outline of a man. Lines went to different parts of his body and noted what they should be. It's very interesting that I only wrote about physical attributes, but hey, whatever.
So, my 9th grade Mr. Right starting from the top:
- brown or black/dark straight or curly hair [how's that for a firm decision?]
- brown eyes
- long eyelashes
- proportional ears [where the hell did I get this stuff from?]
- straight nose
- nice lips
- beard or mustache probably
- shoulders [good that he have shoulders]
- strong arms preferably
- chest hair - either/or
- belly button - inny
- not too much flab (waist)
- nice smooth or rough hands [lordy, again with the decisiveness] for holding hands
- [crotch area] well, let there be something there [oh, how naive was I?]
- [legs] strong preferably
- proportioned feet
I also had a thought bubble coming from his head that said Hi! I'm Pamela's Mr. Right. Just so you were all clear.
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I have a thought bubble... friggin' thing follows me around everywhere!! C:)
You do realize that you just described the president of Iran, right?
I like the facebook pics! They make me laugh.
Craig - hopefully noone will pop it! everything would spill everywhere and what a mess it would be!
Squirrel - How did you know I had the hots for him?
I know, I am not too bothered by them at all. But still, I'd like to present good photos too.
I'll have to check out your facebook pics.
You Mr. Right is very funny. I don't think I would have even been able to describe all the physical attributes I wanted in a guy when I was in 9th grade. It would have made me VERY uncomfortable.
I have trouble picturing you with a dictator. Really, you seem too independent. And please, send in a ballot for Glamourpuss.
Wow, that is the cutest thing ever. When I was in 9th grade I was still kind of skeered of boys.
Isn't that every woman's Mr.Right?
All I can imagine is a guy picking this up, reading "proportional ears" and then going, "Damn. One day I'll show her."
And that man was Barack Obama.
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