Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Ladies

Don't you just sometimes wish you could squeeze your ovary like a pimple and pop the fucking egg out? Jeez, I'm doubled over.

4 comments:

Churlita said...

Ha ha. It's always weird, because guys just know. I never get hit on as much as when I'm ovulating.

laura b. said...

Wow, imagine what would happen if men endured that "discomfort" each time they ejected the seeds of conception, so to speak. I guess the human race wouldn't have stood a chance...

M. Robert Turnage said...

Best. Pickup line. EVER!

NoRegrets said...

Really C? Fascinating. Oops, just saw star trek last night.

Laura - LOL!

MRT, good thing you are married!