Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Facebook status I would never write

But would love to. [this may become a regular feature]

Pamela is wondering where on her body she should warm the cold banana she just bought.


heather said...

under your arm if you're wearing a clean shirt and you've showered recently.
anything else i just refuse to acknowledge as possibilities.

M. Robert Turnage said...

If you did that, I would have this devilish compulsion to change mine to:

M. Robert now has a warm banana.

And then my Mrs. would change hers to:

The Mrs. is going to have to kick her husband's ass again.

NoRegrets said...

Heather - so sorry to put bad images in your mind.


dmarks said...

I see that pamela specifies "on" not "in".

It does make a difference.

laura b. said...

hee hee! I sometimes get a little creative and cryptic with my status messages.
You should definitly post your alternative status messages here. We understand.

Mrs. Hairy Woman said...

That is an interesting thought..

Could she be more specific? lol

NoRegrets said...

dmarks - well, it was an option but didn't want to make it so explicit.

Laura, I may do that.

Mrs. - be careful what you ask for!!!

Susan said...


Churlita said...

If I did that, I'd get a million even sicker responses from my freaky friends.

Pamela said...

Oh Susan, go for it!!!

Churlita - yeah, you might get thousands of comments...!