Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'm baaaack - and Quick Question for the Men

Back from Joshua tree. Have many experiences to relate, and many photos. Missed you all, but gotta go actually do some work with my limited brain function (flew in on red eye and came straight from the airport to work).

One quick thing: We went out to a honky tonk place - Pappy's and Harriet's or something like that. Our waitress with the butch haircut and likely butch herself had on the best top in order to display as much of her large breasts as possible without getting arrested. And she used every opportunity to bend over into the table. Most impressive. And another day at another restaurant several of us noticed a female climber's beehind. It was most impressive - even my female friend said that her beehind practically begged to be grabbed.

So, men, are you a tits guy or an ass guy? Choose and defend (as Laura would say)!

13 comments:

craig andrew said...

It has to be one or the other? That's nonsense! I choose both. Although, I like tits because you can be seen looking at tits. Looking at a woman's ass gets me feeling a bit like a creep sometimes because her back is turned. C:)

Churlita said...

That's funny. I ask guys that question all the time. Most guys say they like a big ass. I told one of the nurses I used to work with once, and she said, "Hm. You'd think I'd be a lot more popular than I am then."

Welcome back...Or front, whichever you're into.

Susan said...

I, though not a man, am slightly obsessed with my own tits as you well know. My friend who's a hardcore lesbian, though, is obsessed with my ass because it's "heart shaped". Talk about awkward conversation at the bar when she drags me around to guys going "look at this ass".

SO glad you're back. :)

laura b. said...

Welcome back, NoRegrets!
All the ladies can't help but chime in here it seems :-) I think even straight women can admire other women's bodies...given that I admit to sometimes staring at women's asses with fascination. Breasts tend to fascinate me a bit less...

NoRegrets said...

Craig - I suppose both is allowable, but usually there's a preference, and you did kinda lean one way...

Churlita, really?

Susan - Heart shaped? cool...

Laura, good to know. I tend to focus on the breasts, again, likely because I have so little.

M. Robert Turnage said...

It is all about where you get to put your hands when you wrap her arms around her.

Her back to you = bresticles

Her front to you = butticles

Squirrel said...

Welcome back, Kotter! Whoops, I mean NoR.

Regarding your question, I don't want to choose. But if forced to - T. H'mmm... possibly for the same reason that you, by your own admission, tend to focus on breasts. Interesting. Other than that, I can't defend my choice. No answer to your question is defensible, my dear. It just is.

NoRegrets said...

MRT - that got a snort. Ha.

Squirrel - - yes, it just is. Ooommmmm.

Mel said...

Okay, okay.....I polled himself and he informs me the rearendus wins.

Gosh, the things you discover about your other half by reading other's weblogs. LOL

Suzanne said...

Glad you had a good trip and that it raised such a pressing question!

Here's one of my own: isn't there a third category, legs? I know guys who describe themselves as leg men. They driven to lust by shapely gams.

NoRegrets said...

Mel, there you go! It all has a purpose.

Suzanne, I was wondering that myself. Ihaven't had any guy yet say that though... I'll keep polling.

Tera said...

Butticles makes me chuckle :)

heather said...

holy shit there nor!
and what about us girls? are we more teeth or ass?
and j? he's a both kinda guy. irritating as hell about it too. lol