Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Butts for lunch?
So, I got invited to lunch by the guy who eats his butts. The doorman helps him walk to a nearby club for lunch, and I'm always chatting with the doorman, so he finally stopped to talk with me. He found me intriguing enough to invite me to lunch. I wonder if it'd be cigarillos butts for appetizer, cigar butts for lunch, and menthol-flavored cigarette butts for dessert. Oh, and my mind just went to a place I don't want to go for what he might expect in return...using butts. ICK! OK, I'll ask the door guy if he's safe. It'd be interesting to go.
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I say go! We only live once...at least, I think that's right. After MRT told me that people aren't either good or evil I'm a little shakey on what to believe in. ;)
Not today dearies. I need time to research.
By the way, I had researched eating butts, and apparently it's a psychological problem. Very interesting.
See, Susan, they ARE either good or evil. They just switch so fast it looks like there's shades of gray.
All I have to say is that he probably reads Torrence's blog and decided to take it up a notch by movin' his mouth over to the butt.
Sorry to blow your mind, Susan. If it helps, most people are 99.8% Evil and we just round up.
MRT - you just blew my mind. wow. didn't expect that out of sweet innocent little you...
Oops! I did it again.
Ha! When seeing that comment outside of context, I thought you were channeling Brittany...
I've done my research and I'll go if/when I'm around when he's going to lunch. Apparently the guy is very smart and likes to 'interrogate' people - just asks a bunch of questions. It would be interesting to go to the old boys' club too (half the guys that go in there need canes, as does this guy). Would make yet another interesting lunch post. I guess evile is right - it's a trend.
ewww, gross!!
you're a braver woman than me. i don't think i could kiss someone who eats cigarette butts. the whole stomache turning till i almost puke bit would surely put a damper on the evening. as for it being a psychological problem, yeah, i'd say so. one that must lead to a physical problem as well.
I'm not kissing anyone that anythings cigarettes! Okay maybe after brushing their teeth and a good gargle...shit, does that sound desperate? Fuck what was I saying? Oh...okay, I'm done.
No wait! That title makes me giggle.
Heather and Tera, nononononono..., Buttmunch is NOT someone with whom it would be a date. The guy is at least 80, and I don't need a sugar daddy. That's what I had to research - whether he has a history, whether he would expect something, etc.
I have dated some butt guys before, but most of the guys I've been with tend to be more into boobs.
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