As my realtor put it. Yup, that's what I am. I was supposed to get 45 minutes, and he gave me 1.5 hours, and charged me for 1. I thought it was going long, but didn't know it was that long. I should be upset, but how can I be when I walked out of the room in a daze?
And apparently the American Gladiator was a wanna be. Though, as the masseuse said, it's unlikely he'd become one if he can't even put his arms at his sides.