Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Trolling

Here's some of the better listing titles I've seen today:

Lazy guy wants a girlfriend

sugar daddy looking for hard bodied femail

Are you deaf, mute, limp, amputated, or have any other "imperfection"?

Dear Mr. Perfect, It's Me, God

16 comments:

Glamourpuss said...

What's a femail? Is it a letter with a vagina?

Puss

NoRegrets said...

HA! I was wondering that myself. And figured he must be a sugar daddy if he can pay 42 cents or whatever it is now for a letter's vagina.

Susan said...

....I'm never going to find love with these people as the possibilities.

NoRegrets said...

Well, Susan, I'm not sure you'd be able to find love on craigslist anyway...

Tera said...

Uhhhh...hmmm

LMAO @ Puss!

M. Robert Turnage said...

This can be your next blog meme thing - select a title from this list and make it the title of your blog entry. Tag 5 people on craigslist and make them do the same thing.

NoRegrets said...

TERA, yup.
MRT - I almost understand but not quite. Can you explain further?

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

where did u find them stories folk lol

NoRegrets said...

Craigslist my dear!

Churlita said...

That's why I don't even look at those things. I prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of the lack of man possibilities out there.

M. Robert Turnage said...

1) You have to write a blog post named either, "Lazy guy wants a girlfriend," "sugar daddy looking for hard bodied femail," "Are you deaf, mute, limp, amputated, or have any other "imperfection"?",or "Dear Mr. Perfect, It's Me, God."

2) Post a craigslist ad, pleading five people to pick up the meme and post on their blogs. They can use titles from your list or any other similar craigslist ad names.

3) Be entertained.

FYI craigslist is blocked at the office here.

dmarks said...

"Are you deaf, mute, limp, amputated, or have any other "imperfection"?"

Even pirates deserve to get lucky sometimes. Especially the guy with the peg-head.

M. Robert Turnage said...

What do you bet these are all craigslist ads from reality shows trying to catch some lonely internet people in action. To Catch a Lazy Guy!

Franki said...

Seen this one?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cht/654534964.html

evil-e said...

I love the ads, they crack me up.

I have no idea how some of these folks are still on the market...

NoRegrets said...

Churlita, I prefer to think of it as, there's bound to be someone better than these people.
MRT - poor you. you can't troll.
dmarks - my favorite is: are you amputated? that's great.
Franki, I'm in love.
Evile-oh, I believe some people will always be on the market. even if they are married.