i got the ones from the east coast, wng can handle the rest since she's been working out. i gotta release some of this frustration somehow.
my spammers are stuck on offering me a bigger penis or 15 million. the last thing i need is another dick in my life and seriously, if there was a snowflakes chance in hell ~anyone~ owed me 15 million i'd either be spending it or i'd be in court trying to get my hands on it.
'You like me. You really like me." : Sally Field 1985 Acceptance Speech
My first limerick written FOR me by MRT
There once was a blogger named Nor, Who everyone seemed to adore. She'd blog and she'd post, Much more than the most And her readers still clamored for more.
Living my life on a bumper sticker: Destined to be an Old Woman with No Regrets.
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I'm glad you have my back.
haha! I get those in my spam too! Do they get more people's attention with that, than with the ones saying they caught you naked?
i got the ones from the east coast, wng can handle the rest since she's been working out. i gotta release some of this frustration somehow.
my spammers are stuck on offering me a bigger penis or 15 million.
the last thing i need is another dick in my life and seriously, if there was a snowflakes chance in hell ~anyone~ owed me 15 million i'd either be spending it or i'd be in court trying to get my hands on it.
I opened one first thing in the morning that said, "Your life is crap."
churlita, i think you're getting my spam!
Not to worry, I look like a linebacker went beserk if I need a haircut. I'll go with WnG, they'll have a heart attack.
Need I repeat that I will roll down on a BITCH in a New York minute!
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