Tuesday, June 24, 2008

My lunch attacked me!

Heated up food. Hot food. Forkful of hot food. Arm leaning on desk slipped. Hot food attacked my face. Ow.

13 comments:

Tara said...

Ouch, you alright? That's some aggressive lunch.

Tera said...

Dayummm! Are you okay? I don't think I've ever gotten my ass whipped by my lunch! Shit, what was it? Something good?

NoRegrets said...

It was scary. I was traumatized. And you two need to coordinate your comments better! I thought one of you was awfully prolific in my comments!

Nothing good. Frozen lunch.

WNG said...

Wow NoR! Did you hit it back? I would have at least chewed extra hard.
Are you ok?

Tera said...

You know it's coming....L......M......A......O!!!

NoRegrets said...

I actually laughed my ass off, wiped off my face, and ate the sucker.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Didn't your mom tell you not to play with your food? Or at least make sure it was dead first?

NoRegrets said...

I microwaved the hell out of it, or so I thought. Maybe the microwave INSERTS hell...

dmarks said...

If this had happened in McDonald's or with food you bought there, you could have sued them and won millions because you flung food in your face.

evil-e said...

your lunches are very eventful...

WomensDaily said...

That sounds like one hell of a lunch!

Churlita said...

Bad lunch. Bad. Bad.

NoRegrets said...

dmarks, hmm... I could sue myself!
evile- yes they are. Ihave to be careful.
womensdaily-well, it was a mediocre lunch but it packed a punch (ha, I'm a poet and didn't even realize it)
Churlita. Very bad.