Woman with No Regrets: My lunch attacked me!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

My lunch attacked me!

Heated up food. Hot food. Forkful of hot food. Arm leaning on desk slipped. Hot food attacked my face. Ow.

12 comments:

Tara said...: Ouch, you alright? That's some aggressive lunch.; June 24, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Tera said...: Dayummm! Are you okay? I don't think I've ever gotten my ass whipped by my lunch! Shit, what was it? Something good?; June 24, 2008 at 10:22 AM
NoRegrets said...: It was scary. I was traumatized. And you two need to coordinate your comments better! I thought one of you was awfully prolific in my comments!

Nothing good. Frozen lunch.; June 24, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Tera said...: You know it's coming....L......M......A......O!!!; June 24, 2008 at 11:31 AM
NoRegrets said...: I actually laughed my ass off, wiped off my face, and ate the sucker.; June 24, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Nate said...: Didn't your mom tell you not to play with your food? Or at least make sure it was dead first?; June 24, 2008 at 12:39 PM
NoRegrets said...: I microwaved the hell out of it, or so I thought. Maybe the microwave INSERTS hell...; June 24, 2008 at 12:52 PM
dmarks said...: If this had happened in McDonald's or with food you bought there, you could have sued them and won millions because you flung food in your face.; June 24, 2008 at 2:26 PM
Anonymous said...: your lunches are very eventful...; June 25, 2008 at 3:18 AM
L said...: That sounds like one hell of a lunch!; June 25, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Churlita said...: Bad lunch. Bad. Bad.; June 25, 2008 at 12:21 PM
NoRegrets said...: dmarks, hmm... I could sue myself!
evile- yes they are. Ihave to be careful.
womensdaily-well, it was a mediocre lunch but it packed a punch (ha, I'm a poet and didn't even realize it)
Churlita. Very bad.; June 25, 2008 at 1:41 PM

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