Wednesday, July 9, 2008
So, should I go for this one?
Hey I am a white 22 year old and probably the best looking in x. I am looking for a lady between 30-45 to celebrate life with. I have a job and am not trying to live off anyone but just can not stand girls my age anymore and was hoping there was an older woman out there that wants a trophy boy toy or something like that.
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You should totally go for that one! Should be fun if nothing else;>
Oh goodness woo, no way! oh my. I think it'd be like a king size leech...
What does the x equal?
x = my diapers < reassuring
x = my family < reassuring
x = my local bar < reassuring
x = my dark bathroom < reassuring
x = my state of Louisiana < reassuring
MRT - as Tera says, LMFAO!
x is the area I live in.
I'm still reeling from your other comment.
Oh, wait, I may rethink this one. I read it as he does NOT have a job. hm....
Fun facts about the guy voted Best Looking in His Dark Bathroom:
Born in 1985, he can never know what it was to hate Bruce Springsteen when the man was in his prime.
He was six years old when Nirvanna's Nevermind came out.
Over 1/3 of his life has been spent under the Bush administration.
You know, MRT, you are implying that I am OLD! carefullllll
:-)
you should go for it, just so you can write a really awesome blogpost about it. and while you are at it, take pictures, gotta see if "best looking in x"...I cant believe what people put out there! too much.
*sigh*
1) Anyone who stomps over mountains, finds men online, and contemplates lunch with a buttmunch is so young at heart that she could never be considered old.
2) If you ever aged, it would be like a fine wine. You would grow richer, more complex and fascinating, and you would be treasured by people with impeccable taste.
3) All I'm sayin' is that this guy from x would not get your Don Johnson joke only a few blog posts ago. And there is nothing more awkward then trying to explain a Don Johnson joke to someone who only knows him from Nash Bridges.
4) Finally, the real motivation from all this is memories of when I was in my early 20s and thought it would be a good idea to pursue older women. Like most of my wonderful plans when I was single, it completely backfired. This is a kid who doesn't know what he's asking for and he is about to bite off more than he can possibly chew. You deserve better.
5) end *sigh*
Hey, welcome Junk! Where'd you come from?
I just enjoying scanning the personals sometimes on craigslist, as well as the 'best of'. It's amusing... though, honestly, sometimes shocking in the personals. this is tame compared to some!
MRT, thanks mucho. I am still laughing so hard from Buttmunch. Oh, that is so his name now.
Don't worry, I won't settle.
But then again, if I don't have sex in the next 6-12 months or so, I may be singing a different tune... Oops, channeling Susan...
I am oh so aware of the madness of celibacy and understand completely. Whatever you do, don't regret it.
But don't settle, either.
And it looks like I tested Geordi LaForge - Kunta Kinte himself.
Kunta, note the name of my blog. :-)
I need to tan more to catch up with Uhura.
ya gotta go for it. a fun fling to get your mind off of things. do exactly what you want with him and don't worry about the rest. ;)
(just make sure you carry condoms!!)
NoR ooh ooh can I live my life vicariously through you?
Hmmm...sounds like someone...not pointing any elbows at MrT on the screen...is a bit jealous??
Yes, yes. I burn with jealousy. Day in. Day out. Burn burning burnament.
Inflamed hemorrhoids untouched by a loving buttmunch have nothing on the burning I live with.
It is my blessing. It is my curse.
Heather - wow, what would it mean if I always carried a condom around with me? Former girl scout? Desperate? Both? Actually, it'd have to be one of every size, 'cause, well, you never know.
TERA, he's just trying to make sure he remains the blog crush, and was scared that 22 good looking in the dark was going to replace him. And what the hell, girl. You're the one with the men whenever you want them!
MRT, it will all be ok... though a new level of pain would be inflamed hemmoroids TOUCHED by Buttmunch.
SIX TO TWELVE MONTHS???
Sorry, I think I just had a moment. 6 to 12 days and I'm a bitch.lol
Well, you know, Susan, I was thinking of you as I wrote that, but I figured I'd let you chime in. :-)
I'm keeping my expectations low.
I just had a little flingy this weekend with a guy who was 10 years younger than me and that was really fun. It still makes him in his early thirties, not early twenties. I don't want to have to do the kind of teaching it would take in order to date a boy that young.
I think Churlita is on to something there. Guys in their early 20s are frustratingly dumb.
And if they made a TV show called, "Touched by a Buttmunch" I would record and memorize every episode.
I could never date anyone who couldn't write grammatically correct English. And he so obviously has mother issues.
Avoid.
Puss
Yeah, I know Churlita. Lord, I don't think I could handle a 22 year old. Because I literally could be his mother. As Puss noted.
MRT, sounds like you have the workings for a new script...
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